Glasses

#1 You have to step up your game because you have no bitches
2# Every girl just rejects you
Don’t wear sunglasses

Look Nick is wearing sunglasses what an idiot.

by dinos716288 May 23, 2022

Glass Disorder

A psychological disorder famously known for appearing in royals. It is when you believe that you (or your body parts) are made of glass and could break at any moment. Royals who had it In early centuries wore soft clothing to "protect themselves from shattering". It is absolutely devastating.

you have glass disorder.

by ThisIsImportant January 9, 2025

Glass Cadet

A wearer of reality-augmentation eye-wear. Notable for sudden periods of flat affect due to attention-splitting disorder, where incoming text/email/tweet causes subject to enter a variable-length period of quiescence, as focus is redirected temporarily to the zone of augmentation.

The quantity of aug-interrupts to geo-proximal humanic social engagement is theorized to have an strong negative correlation with the wearer's future interpersonal relationship prospects.

"I was talkin to dude, and he just went glass cadet on me. What a Glasshole!"

by xanderbelly February 28, 2013

Glass slipper

I should be using this time to unpack my things. The thing about a speedy removal is that nothing is organised or correctly boxes up, it's just thrown in everywhere that had space. Instead I'm writing, I'd rather clear my head than my space. You know I'm going to be fine. I'll work through, I'll grow some more. It just hurts right now. It's one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, be away from you, move out. I can't even really talk about it, not that anyone could understand even if I did. So don't worry, I'm not looking for someone to save me, I'm not looking for someone to replace you, actually, I'm not looking for anyone, I don't even want to be around the people I have to. I don't know what I'm going to do yet but you can bet your sweet sexy ass I'm going to do it with my head held high. I'm no longer in the business of pleasing others, proving points, or seeking revenge. I'm only going to do me, for me, to be proud of me. I know so long as I do that you will be too. I'm going to succeed and I'm going to do it my way. Other than that, the only thing o need in life is for you to be happy and proud of yourself. I'd say call me if you need any help but my phone is destroyed, and you don't need me anyway, you never did. I can see your success, your happiness. I'll leave you alone, watch from afar. Just know I'm so proud of you, and you should be too.
I love you xoxo

I shattered the glass slipper, and then used the sharp edges as weapons to slay the dragon myself. Turns out the dragon is a sweet soul, misunderstood by many, and struggling to express emotions.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023

face not glass

When a situation is not good or a person might be cased up in a type of way

“Bro my ex is at the party face not glass”

Or

Girl: can you take me home

Guy: face not glass
Girl:why

Guy: everyone will see

by Urban out break January 25, 2020

glass

When used as a verb followed by a region, such as "glass California", it is a facetious reference to bombing the shit out of some country or area with so much heat that deserts and sand in general will melt into glass. To obliterate.

Person 1: Sick and tired of all these wars in the Middle East, why don't we just glass the whole thing?
Person 2: Oil doe.

by Kalarus April 13, 2022

Glass

Glass is a terrible thing that has been me because when it breaks it shatters and when it shatters it turns into tiny pieces and win you were no shoes in your house for the past three months and think the glasses God you cut yourself or one of those tiny pieces of glass

I cut my foot on glass.glass is so annoying

by anonymous March 21, 2021