Real True Christians

Monotheistic followers of Jesus who:

1. Search for the truth instead searching for a belief that makes them feel good about themselves.

2. Serve God instead of themselves or their own desires.

3. Completely accept the Bible as the complete, authoritative source of information about God.

4. Take it upon themselves to be Christian rather than expect clerics to serve as proxy Christians for them.

5. Obey God's word because they love and respect God enough to obey Him, instead of working even harder to come up with excuses not to obey God.

6. Do not introduce man-made philosophies or pagan customs into their worship and pretend that they have something to do with Jesus.

7. Obey God rather than men when the two are in conflict.

8. Do not follow self-appointed prophets or messiahs.
I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend that the fertility symbols of Easter, such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white have something to do with Jesus.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
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Be real with your life

A term used to bring someone back to reality when they are being unrealistic about thier status or accomplishments...
Yo, I just got three girls numbers at the club last night... I'm like Tiger Woods. I could pull Beyonce. C'mon man, be real with your life!
by phrasee January 05, 2010
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Real Fuckin Clever

The term applicable to all manner of cleverness, in which the speaker of a clever comment or doer of a clever action, has accomplished a great feat. More than a "smart ass", someone who has attained "Real Fuckin Clever" status has transcended intellectual and cultural bounds, proving to everyone around them that they are, in fact, quite clever. Abbrev. RFC.
*viewing a photograph of a dinosaur*
Person 1: Look, a Trannysaurus Rex.

Person 2: That was Real Fuckin Clever.
by remi.b. August 06, 2010
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Real Nigga Logic

The logic only real niggas posses. This holy logic , is the only true logic. If to people it doesn't make sense, then that person is fake,ugly,stupid,basic or a combination of all.
Bro my mind only operates on real nigga logic.
by WtfWhy January 05, 2015
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on the real though cuz

SERIOUSLY. Created by Danny Donjuan in 2010.
Freddy: hey danny. did you hit that?
Danny: yeah
Freddy: ON THE REAL THOUGH CUZ?!
Danny: ON THE REAL THOUGH CUZ!!!!
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Bot Bella Real

She is cute gay. Admin meme group in Cambodia,she love boy,small dick is she.
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real neighbor hours

The time of day where your neighbors are sleeping and you have to stay quiet
Man, I can get online right now it's real neighbor hours.
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