Maya fever

Noun. - The belief, with varying degrees of seriousness, that the world will end on December 21, 2012, based on a highly idiosyncratic interpretation of the ancient Mayan Long Count calendar, which pinpoints this precise date as the end of a 125-year long cycle.

Why are we planning on having kids, anyway? It's not like they'll live to see 2013.

Katrina has a serious case of Maya fever. I don't think the "2012" movie helped matters at all.

by 11redred11 November 12, 2010

green fever

green fever: when your friend can't handle his weed and pukes to try and come down.

Kid: dude rip this bong.
Pussy: Just looking at the bong makes me gag *blauauaugh*
Kid: lmao, you got green fever. fuckin pussy

by catsmasher45 March 8, 2018

Ur species eat feaces

All other 'ur' comebacks are invalid once this has been used, as it will defeat all who hear this mighty phrase, and make every dimension 1-∞ collapse

"ur mom gay"
"Yeah? Well ur dad lesbian"
"Is that so? Cause ur granny tranny!"
"Oh yeah? Ur grandpa a trap"
"So what? Ur family tree LGBT"
"Ha! Well ur species eat feaces."

by Jazzhanz123 April 11, 2018

Beiber Fever

The love of homosexual teen singer. Often like rabies: very contagious.

Screaming for no reason. Shouting I have got the Beiber Fever

by Finnegab February 20, 2011

flaves

Way to say faves and not sound gay.The only way to shorten favorites and still sound hetero. Or just stop being lazy and say FAVORITES.

hey thats a tight song fuji, its one of my flaves.

by kbo May 14, 2007

Jungle Fever

When a person who is not black, can be white, hispanic, anything beside african american. And finds people who are black extremely attractive.

Look at Amy's boyfriend! She's got MAD JUNGLE FEVER!

by blackbooti3xx2 October 26, 2011

Beiber Fever

A fatal disease that conquers your mind with Justin Beiber stuff (Ex: his dumb@ss songs); diagnosis requires instant hospitalization to get that bullsh!t out of your brain via brain surgery.

Teenage Guy: Hey, what's up, girl?

Teenage Girl: You know you love me, you know you care...

Teenage Guy: Are you okay?!

Teenage Girl: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *continues singing and starts dancing*

Teenage Guy: Holy shit! Someone call 911!!! SOMEONE HELP MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAS BEIBER FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by UrbanPreTeen February 26, 2011