When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.
Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.
Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.
And so on.
Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.
Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.
And so on.
I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.
I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.
I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.
by Tinselwhore December 26, 2023
Get the Losing Sight Out of My Earmug. by Yea yea October 1, 2023
Get the Ear clognationmug. A theory used by black matriarchs to predict the degree of melanin expression in skin pigment, as even brown-skinned black people are often born as light skinned babies.
New parent: I don’t know how that’s my baby? It’s so light!
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
by Elder sayings December 4, 2021
Get the Look at the earsmug. Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"
Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"
Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."
Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"
Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."
by the R3AL DEF July 23, 2016
Get the Swimmer's Earmug. by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022
Get the Ear Wrongmug. 
When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.
This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.
Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.
This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.
Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!
"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
Get the Monkey Earmug.