Ear Tampon

A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.

My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.

by BT_asgard June 20, 2016

That’s like garlic to my ears

When someone tells you something that is not good to hear

Person 1: I don’t like you

Person 2: That’s like garlic to my ears

by Theodidit March 30, 2024

Ear kink

When a bitch named ALIVIA sucks and bites on ears

Alivia has such an ear kink, it’s disgusting

by BrunetteTwink777 April 1, 2022

Look at the ears

A theory used by black matriarchs to predict the degree of melanin expression in skin pigment, as even brown-skinned black people are often born as light skinned babies.

New parent: I don’t know how that’s my baby? It’s so light!

Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears

by Elder sayings December 4, 2021

Ear

A hearing device installed on humans at birth by doctors. Commonly found on the head but sometimes around the buttocks area.
Some humans enjoy poking holes with sharp tools in their ears in order to hang colourful rocks and miniature toys off them.
5/77 doctors recommend installing your first set of ears from age 7 and up.

Person A: what are these slaps of meat hanging from the sides of my head?!

Doctor C: these are your ears!

Person A:were they always there??

Doctor C: No, seems your ears JUST came in!

*both clap enthusiastically*

by feedmealready October 14, 2020

Swimmer's Ear

When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear

Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"

Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"

Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."

by the R3AL DEF July 23, 2016

Ear Surfer

When a dog likes to ride in a car out the window and their ear surfs the wind.

*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.

by Father Figure 69 August 25, 2022