Dong Bruise

A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages

"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"

"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"

by Maximus B*tches February 25, 2010

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra

Omg jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong made me squirt so much last night

by Urmun October 25, 2018

Dong Dong Wong Bong bing bon

AKA know as 2D 1W 3B. or DOUBLE DS W TRIPLE BS
1- When a girl is feeling horny for another girls tits. You might think that bc this word has DONG in it that it is about a male but no.
2- When guys are gay they are called GAY WADS but girls are lesbian they are called DONG DONG WONG BONG BING BON

EWWWWW I wish Hayley wasn't a Dong Dong Wong Bong Bing Bon so she would take the big DDDDDD!!

ORRRR
Last night Hayley was feeling my tits!!! "Omg she was doing the Dong Dong Wong Bong Bing Bon!!!!!!!"

by AYOOOOO LIL RARI!!!! June 19, 2019

Dong

A water pipe (bong) made with a severed penis. You inhale through the urethra.

Yeah bro i packed the woods, one hitter, and the dong.

by yourstepsonsdad July 13, 2019

Dong Banger

Synonymous with doppelgänger. In other words, a person that looks like someone else.

Pamela saw Austins Dong Banger working across the hall.

by Spanish Flame November 10, 2021

Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.

George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021

Dong's 5th Symphony

This is a symphony written for Tan Dong Dong, ( the meaning will be made later). The theme is The-the-the Dong, this masterpiece is the best symphony among this 100000000000 years.

A:What is the best song ( piece)
B: Dong's 5th Symphony!!!!!!

by DAPRONOOB November 9, 2020