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dirt fiction

dirt fiction is when someone says something gay as shit and is a furry
Dirt: thats why ur a dweeby looking fucker that fucks dogs
Me: yeah thats dirt fiction
by FlexOnGrandma October 20, 2020
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Dirt

Dirt aka "Dre" is the term given to that one friend in your group who is on the upmost amount of heinousity. This term can be applied to that one friend who's been caught up in the sheets for a 3 peat with a 2 ball. Dirt can be heightened while under the influence of booze, those dolls you saw on your way to class that nobody pays attention to suddenly become relevant in your realm, going from a max sober 2, to a very un-sober 9.
You get a call from that one friend who's on "Dirt" at any time after midnight and you get a call of help cause he had been kick out of the sober 2's room with no shoes, dogs out n all. Mind you he has admitted it is grease and but proceeds to tap in the following week and week prior.
by UncleLarry November 15, 2023
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Dirt man

A man that goes from town to town looking for dirt under people’s pillows. If he fails to find said dirt, he will take you down to his lair.
Make sure you got dirt under your pillow so dirt man doesn’t get you
by Pegagenisus May 28, 2024
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dirt empty

Something that is so undeniably empty that it becomes as valuable as dirt.

May be used adequately in formal and non formal environments
“Jamarr: Yo pass me the grinder so I can roll up another wood”
“Lenny: Nah cuz that shit dirt empty”
by BBC Commander July 27, 2021
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Going up a dirt road

Nicki and I decided to take our relationship to another level last night by going up a dirt road. I told her to just relax and take a deep breath.
by Home doggie June 2, 2018
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dirt snake exchange

The act of shitting in another person's asshole and pushing it back and forth
My bro and I went out for a dirt snake exchange.
by Cheeseyweenie March 20, 2025
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Dirt sailing

When a man takes his erect penis and in a smooth "sailing" motion runs it along the butthole of a prone person.
The other day Kenny tied a little sail to his dick and went dirt sailing before throwing a piece of eight on her back!
by Habberstamp July 9, 2022
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