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Double Cunted

To be called a cunt twice in the same sentence.

It can be especially attributed to somebody who has acted in such a way that their cuntworthiness is doubled, therefore justifying such a title.
"Why did you fuck my cat and traumtise it so much? You cunting cunt!"

"Ouch, I have just been double cunted"
by ezydriver December 9, 2008
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royal cunt

One whom demands to be treated like royalty despite being the most loathsome creature to ever crawl the planet. This person is no stranger to being selfish and egotistical and uses loopholes in a set of rules to sabbotage you. Often times this person will do something horrible for no other reason than simply because they can.

You may find this person as a small forum moderator/admin. Or more commonly as someone given too much power in a social setting and proceeds to abuse it for her/his own amusement.

Typical tell-tale Royal Cunt symptoms include:

-Cowardly decitful tactics
-Egotistical behavior
-Bigotry
-Lying with blantant attempts to sabbotage.
-Quoting rules and regulations
-Removal of content despite bringing nothing to the table.
Aki: I'm going to make sure everyone follows the rules making everyone else miserable and I don't care if you don't like it rules are rules and they must be followed.

Brek: Aki is such a royal cunt.
by Brek Laberif September 20, 2013
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Cunt Bruiser

term given to a sexually active male that displays the ability to bruise vagina's in the process of sexual intercourse.
Person A: "Dude, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was a real cunt bruiser."

Person B: "How can you tell?"

Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"
by van Orden December 14, 2010
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Jurassic cunt

A disgusting woman with an old, constantly used, stretched out vagina, one that is possibly also yeasty like a dusty muffin. Normally used as a insult in a roast fest.
Go back to the old folks home you Jurassic cunt (with that sexy tank of oxygen)!

That cougar has a nasty Jurassic cunt; not even plastic surgery could fix that mess.
by Knows way too damn much November 6, 2010
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cunt sludge

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.
Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!
by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007
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dirty cunt

Dirty rotten fish aroma, followed by a strong blue cheese scent with nasal clearing notes of pussy sweat and old cum. Avoid at all costs. Some say smelly pussy is actually decaying as we speak. Thank you
I was so fucked up and desperate to fuck, I called Rosie and raw dogged her dirty cunt.
by Scunther February 11, 2015
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orange cunt

Man that orange cunt is worse than Bush
by alexjk2004 June 5, 2018
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