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One cum

Slang term for a human male. Distinctive from a female because of only being able to cum once in a single sitting.
Example one:
That one cum is a piece of ass.

Example two:
A: 'A man?' Well la di da Mrs French lady.
B: What do you call them?
A: One cum
by simpsonsfan54321 May 7, 2019
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Cum ocean

A huge pool of cum filled with whores trying to get to the beach
Jake cumed way to much he made Lisa swin in a Cum ocean
by Qwety101 December 1, 2019
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Commercial Cumming

The action of busting on your girl, and when she thinks it's over you say ,"But wait, there's more" and release a second load on her
Phil: What did you do to spice things up last night?
Adam: I gave her some of the classic Commercial Cumming
by kamkord August 27, 2015
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cum frother

Someone that has just taken a cumshot in the mouth, starts gargling and foaming all that cum. Kind of like a milk frother.
I fucked this nasty freak last night. She was a cum frother! My cum was just foaming out her mouth and she wanted more!
by Ass molest December 28, 2017
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Cum Mat

A towel, rug or other material laid out to catch sex fluids and juices during coitus to avoid dampening or soiling the underlying surface.
We put down a towel for our cum mat so we didn’t get jizz all over my mom’s new bed spread.

My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.

Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
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Cum Dap

When Jones ejaculates inside the vagina, and the recipient wipes the excess cum with her hand and gives Jones an open hand handshake "Cum Dap"
"OMG Jones, that sex was bomb! (wipes cum) ...give me a Cum Dap"
by CMJ6115 January 9, 2017
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cum tears

When a man shoots a large, watery, celery-powered load right below the eyes of their partner and the semen flows down their cheeks like the Colorado River after a heavy duty rain storm.
Olive Garden waiter: Oh man, last night, you shoulda seen it. She was crying cum tears like her entire family was murdered by a psycho killer.

Father at table: My daughter just wants a refill on her Diet Sprite, please.
by Herb E. Versmels December 17, 2016
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