Tick Tock Crocodile

A crocodile that swallowed a clock, and makes a tick-tock sound. Captain Hook is afraid of said crocodile.

(tick tocking noise)

Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)

by Failurebitch June 23, 2023

It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.

“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2

by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024

South Pekin Crockpot

The South Pekin crockpot is when you cook up a big batch of Meth, then you hallucinate and mow down your entire family!

This morning I ran out of my stash, so I had to whip up a South Pekin Crockpot

by Midwest Cooker April 24, 2025

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

BISH YOU LOOKIN LIKE A CROCKADILLION

it's when uh bish lookin like uh crockadillion dumbass

thomas ur mum died and BISH YOU LOOKIN LIKE A CROCKADILLION

by jcb_brano March 22, 2021