Cookie Monster

Describes the act of anal sex followed by cuming in the ass followed by the women turning around bending over, spreading her cheeks releasing the skeet onto a cookie and then eating it like the Sesame Street Character "Cookie Monster"

Rusty turned that girl into the "Cookie Monster"

by WebbR6 December 31, 2009

Wolf Cookie

When you jizz on a girls mouth then the morning after she rolls the jizz off her face with her fingers into a ball and pops that shit into her mouth. Y eah baby.

Yeah dude, bitch was cray. Sucked on my wolf cookies all morning, I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

by Lythagyd April 16, 2013

Cookie Thumper

Slang for penis. Originated from the song "Cookie Thumper" by Die Antwoord.

Man, I want him to put his Cookie Thumper in me!

by thek4team June 8, 2014

Cookie Monster

A man takes a cookie into his mouth, and he inserts it into a woman's vagina. He bobs his head back and forth, inserting the cookie in and out of the vagina. The woman squirts breast milk onto the cookie and vagina to act as a lubricant. Once the vagina has the aroma of a cookie the man gives the cookie to the girl, and he proceeds to go cunnilingus on the woman. As the man is performing cunnilingus the woman puts her breast milk on the cookie and eats it like an oreo with milk. This can be performed on a woman's rectum as well.

Dude, this girl at the bakery had some big ass chocolate chip cookies, and I totally went Cookie Monster on her ass.

by Kenny Cummings April 8, 2008

cookie dick

a cock full of shit after anal intercourse.

i was fucking my girl in the ass and i got a cookie dick

by justan May 31, 2006

Mitchell Cookie

Mitchell Cookie is a person who loves to eat orgasm apples with his one and only boyfriend, i mean.. no... boyfriend... and he is a great south african wanker who loves his boyfriend. He really likes his best friend, named carl.

Alexander: oh my god don´t be such a damn Mitchell Cookie!!

Carl: why? he is n00b?

Alexander: no... where is he?

Carl: with his boyfriend! ... i mean, oh yeah, the gender bender maud!

by Alecarx April 27, 2010

Cookie

Cookies are one of the best things in the world. Along with Pupusas and Dump cake they rule the foodchain.
Usualy mistaken for cheesey crackers when seen though the band office window.

Person one: Do you think he saw us eating the cookies?
Person two: I don't know!
Person three: Hey what were you eatign in there? Looked like Cheesey crackers.
Person one. Sure... If you say so

by Teth Bedrows July 15, 2009