by poke-nl December 18, 2016
Get the Coffeemug. by coffeegal69 October 18, 2008
Get the coffee ridemug. by harrray May 1, 2021
Get the drop the coffeemug. by TheGreatAdolf September 9, 2022
Get the Rez coffeemug. Jailhouse cigarette. U need freeze dried coffee, toothbrush, blue steel wrap from toilet paper and a plastic tumbler with hot water. Use toothbrush to pain coffee on the TP wrap. Put the painted wrap on the tumbler. The hot water in it will dry the paper and pull the coffee through it. Take off the paper. Tear it into tiny balls. Tear off a piece of painted paper the size of a JOB 1.5, put a line of the balls in the paper, roll it up and let dry for 5 minutes. Light it up, tastes kinda like a red cigarette and will give u a caffeine buzz.
by ChknHrt420 March 11, 2022
Get the Coffee cigmug. When you pull a all nighter and try and stay up all day but will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees just to stay up for 3 seconds. WARNING: you're probably gonna die just saying
I will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees in order to right every last letter of this sentence
by hitlers gay son March 18, 2017
Get the 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffeesmug. Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022
Get the Keyser Coffee Filtermug.