Presence Queef

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.

• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”

by Ashfires September 3, 2025

Queef bag

When a female puts a condom against her vaginal opening and proceeds to queer in it.

My girlfriend was started to queer while we were having sex, and she made a queef bag of my condom

by Pauseacorn July 12, 2017

Regurgitated Queef

When a girl queefs in your mouth while your eating her out and her queef makes you throw up in her vagina.

“I gave her a regurgitated queef yesterday”

by Famalishis December 20, 2020

Hot queef

When a flatulent bubble makes the transfer from anus to vulva then has to be forced back out of the secondary or face.

Oh no watch your eyebrows pappy this one's a hot queef breaking britches.

by Chinas flowers September 13, 2025

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."

"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 3, 2025

the big queef

A large man who knows these streets

Who left the grill on? Sounds like something the big queef would do!

by Hbdeclan May 23, 2016

Queef bag

Any bag of drugs a girl will queef for.

Him-What's the plan miss?
Her - You know the daily queef bag😚

by Your bud. April 13, 2019