Made by Boeing

A joke mocking Boeings poor quality control. The joke is said as a response to when products or components fail unexpectedly or perform substandard.

"I don't understand! We have the exact same FPV racing drones, why is yours better and faster than mine?"

"Must’ve been made by Boeing, mate."

"Fucking budget cuts!"

- Two Aussies racing their FPV drones around an abandoned factory in Queensland

"This circuit board fried to the shithouse. Hmm. Must’ve been made by Boeing."

by smoking & vaping is for losers November 20, 2025

Zane (Fictional being from my upcoming book)

Zane (noun):
A mysterious being who almost never responds, appearing only on rare and important occasions—like a legendary Pokémon with selective hearing. Messages to Lio often vanish into the void, but when Lio does reply, it’s treated as a cosmic event worthy of celebration.

This person is such a zane (Fictional being from my upcoming book) bruh like i only told him about my brake up and he just said yeah

by Yo why lowber November 30, 2025

The Unbearable SchwabNes of Being

The feeling one gets watching Schwab-Schwab-Nes score goal after goal, knowing deep down there will never be another beer league hockey line like them.

"When they scored 3 goals again, it was pure magic — The Unbearable SchwabNes of Being."

by Bib41 December 21, 2025

If it’s Boeing i’m not going

What crybaby airbus glazers yell out when someone talks about a 737 MAX 9. They also say the DC-10 and MD-11 are flying coffins. They would rather die than board a Boeing 787.

Me: My favorite plane is the Boeing 777. Love the A38-
PTFS kid: IF IT’S BOEING I’M NOT GOING!!!!!!
Me: Do you want me to crash a Boeing into your location?
PTFS kid: I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BOARD A BOEING.
Me: omg bro actually sthu.
Friend: what were u gonna say now?
Me: my other favorites are also the A380 and the DC-10.
PTFS kid: FLYING COFFIN! HATE THE DC-10!
Me: hey friend, get me the gun
Friend: ok.

by tayy77 January 10, 2026

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by 阿斯达的 June 30, 2019

I wonder if I am being spyed on

I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

Someone: I wonder if I am being spyed on

Me: Well, I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

by i wonder if March 13, 2021

I don’t remember our rent being due

This sentence is an idiomatic expression referring to someone who is expressing an extreme need for money as soon as possible as if their rent was due, this can materialize in working extra hard for your money and or doing extreme begging.

This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",

as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"

and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."

Guy 1: *Doing extreme stunts while panhandling"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."

Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"

Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"

Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"

by coeryxtynt September 6, 2024