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aaron taylor johnson

someone: why are u watching anna karenina
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive
by wingsbymm October 16, 2023
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the Johnson Paradox

The Johnson Paradox is a phenomenon where a group of people love and support an individual, despite that individual lying repeatedly and showing the utmost corruption and hypocrisy in their daily life.

The individual might also be completely in contempt of their supporters and morally destitute, but the supporters cannot see the individual for what they are and support them regardless.
Reasonable Person 1: "So he lied to everyone and was forced out of office by his own party, yet when he returned yesterday, he was met with thunderous applause?"
Reasonable Person 2: "It's the Johnson Paradox in effect."
by HypocrisySanctimony July 3, 2024
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Toure Johnson

A real racist prick that likes to hang around asian guys but hes black. He also is a master gaslighter, extremely homophobic. Does not want his girlfriend to have she/they pronouns. He loves fighting and his a master anime weeb. He does not know taekwondo.
Bro this dude Toure Johnson is such a prick bastard!
by ToureIsABastard March 18, 2022
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Johnson

Johnson is a lion of the jungle
by Sam156 November 24, 2021
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Johnson Jumble

Wow! That’s so Johnson Jumble!
by Your WeebyStalker November 26, 2022
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Rafer Johnson Jr. High

school in Kingsburg, CA, USA, North America, Earth, Solar System, Milky way, Universe.
hey bob wanna head over to Rafer Johnson Jr. High and get my flag football on?
sure man!

go sports!
by local kingsburg man September 12, 2023
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Silky Johnson

Idiot who sits on WCCFTECH (tech site) all day long calling people poor and rigless.
Silky Johnson here! AMD still slow? Stop being poor! Show me your CPU-Z validation.
by AMDolt November 16, 2023
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