St. Louis Salt Lick

When you're railing a cowgirl that is at least 15 years older in a seemingly empty pasture, atop a hay bale. This is generally done in early spring before bugs are hatching out. After going at it for a while, the man feeling a tickle on his ass (thinking it is a bug, but realizing its too cold), turns around to see her Clydesdale horse licking his asshole.

Man, I ran up north the other night to get with that cowgirl and got a St. Louis Salt Lick instead.

by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023

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douche-licking-helmet-wearer

someone who acts retarded on a regular basis, getting nothing accomplished that is desired. this paticular individual should probably wear a helmet because everyone around them is concerned for thier well being. (basically an idiot)

I can't believe that guy just purposefully drank visine. he's going to shit for a week. what a douche-licking-helmet-wearer.

by skifreek July 9, 2011

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licking out my freezer

An extremely personal act usually performed under the combined influences of booze and extreme cold.

"I'll probably be licking out my freezer till 11 or so."
"Gross, dude."

by buttercupsdan May 10, 2009

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Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.

Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

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Lick me where I shit

Another way of telling someone they can f-off

If the boss doesn't like my my idea, he can lick me where I shit.

by allbad July 2, 2005

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Lick a girls pussy day

On April 5th you can lick a pussy/vagina

Nico: Hey emma
Emma: Hey Nico
Nico: guess what day it is Emma
Emma: What
Nico: national lick a girls pussy day

Today is lick a girls pussy day

by Dank member December 15, 2020

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