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Slap and Tickle

When one slaps another person's penis and tickles their balls with their hand
"This chick gave me a slap and tickle today, and my dick hurts whenever I walk!"
by Christofph November 8, 2006
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Tickle

Person 1: "Her eyebrows are shit"
Person 2: "you're not wanted here"
Person 1: "I don't care"
Person 2: "Tickle cunt, no one wants you here"
by TickleBitch February 26, 2015
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tick-tock

Female masturbation. Probably derived from the sound of a finger moving quickly and rhythmically inside a wet taco.
Little McCormick, lay down for her lettuce lick.
While eating young Marsha’s pie
She stuck in her thumb, and tick-tocked Miss Plumb
And said, Ooooohhhhhhhh, spank me hard, you dirty bi*ch, make me squirt, harder, ooooohhh that’s it, don’t stop, AAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHH.
by Scotty_! March 3, 2008
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Tickle

To have a quick go of something.

To make a small start on a task.
"I'm just going to go on the computer and have a quick tickle."

Her: "Have you cleaned out the garage yet?"

Him: "No, but I've given it a tickle".

"I've got to sort out my finances - I'll give them a tickle later."
by TheWeirdnessSymposium April 19, 2009
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That's the ticket

A phrase used by someone who is shifty and they want to express the notion that they have ulterior motives. Usually said at the end of their sentence.

This phrase was coined by Jon Lovitz playing the character Tommy Flanagan on SNL.

Bob: Where are you going?

Sally: (who is planning to ditch Bob) "I'm uh...uh... going to the restroom. Yeah, that's the ticket."

Bob: Ok hope everything comes out ok.
I'm growing 'vegetables' (marijuana). Yeah, that's the ticket
by Lincoln's Wet Nurse October 8, 2017
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Slap and Tickle

a sexual act, often preformed by a homosexual couple (although a woman may perform this on a man). One person, the receiver stands up, while the performer of this act slaps the receiver in the balls. At this point the receiver should bend over, the giver then tickles the butt hole of the receiver.
I totally want to give him a slap and tickle.
by SX3 October 26, 2010
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Tickies

Horn's tickies are slamin hot.
by Daniel OKane December 3, 2002
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