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Spaghetti Nut

The stringy jizz left over when you take a piss after you bust a nut.
I finished jerking off to Mia Khalifa, and after I went to take a piss there was some Spaghetti Nut hanging around.
by _Luke_Ass_ February 5, 2019
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Nut Slushie

A nut slushie is when a male ejaculates into a plastic bag and freezes it into a slush like constancy.
Brock: Bro, I gotta get a new freezer.
Tom: Why?
Brock: I forgot all about my Nut Slushie!
by GangW33d September 23, 2018
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Dookie nut

When one sits In a males lap, grinds their butt firmly Into the mans groin and rips a hard fart making their nuts smell like dookie.
To get back at her boyfriend for a prank she sat in his lap enticingly and gave him a bad set of dookie nuts
by Mattychomper September 28, 2018
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Nut Gnat

Nut Gnats. Real or imagined itchy insects/bites a man scratches for hours through his crotch clothing most often while relaxing, watching TV or hanging on the couch with his girlfriend.
Girl: "why are you playing with your balls just sitting here watching TV". Guy: "Just scratching my nut gnat bites honey".
by MbyDesign October 2, 2018
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Bophadese Nuts

A play on the phrase "Both of these nuts."
Have you heard the story about Bophadese? It's a story about a man with a peanut plantation, it's called "Bophadese Nuts"
by The Bophadese Nuts Guy May 25, 2018
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Power nut

When u bus a fat fuckin nut and she keeps succin... but this time u bus 5 gallons worth of nut...
“Babe im finished... babe stop.... STOP... SToP.... BITCH STOP IM GONNA POWER NUT!!”
by Ihavegunga59 July 17, 2019
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hug nuts

Another way for one to say; kiss my ass, suck my dick and or fuck off you no good piece of shit.
Nick: your a piece of shit!
Matt: hug nuts bitch!
by Bigrid5oh November 14, 2019
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