Dry Land

Dry Land is when you have cotton mouth (dry mouth) after smoking weed or taking a tab.

im on dry land lets grab a drink

by PsychedelicAlienGuy May 9, 2020

Land Eater

A hurricane that literally eats land, land disappears after hurricane impacts, ocean replaces low lying land

The land eater, Ida, consumed large areas of the Louisiana coast.

by PsychicPotHead August 27, 2021

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Teddy Land

A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army

I went to Teddy Land for pleasure

by ChasseStraße May 8, 2022

Furniture Man Land

Using your man as a body pillow; headrest, etc.

Laying in bed turned into Furniture Man Land.

by MakeShift Cat August 24, 2025

land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.

Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.

by zpack November 19, 2021

Queen of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The head bitch in charge of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

Oh, she the Queen of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

by SrslyGuise July 13, 2024