Think that they're different than 'most' people for stumbling upon interests, music, or having ideas that are not yet considered "popular" to a vast amount of people. Once those things have reached a high volume of others, they are no long "quirky" or "cool".
"Have you ever listened to (ironic band name here) ? Probably not “hipster” enough. They dont have any recordings and never released any albums. They played their first live show in my basement, and I was the only one there. After their set, I murdered all of them so that I could be the only one to ever know what they sounded like. Never heard anyone like them."
by VH1HighSkool May 24, 2020

Autistic 12 year olds that think they're cool because they buy coffee from places other than McCafe. Usually wear random clothing and vape several times per week.
by nanudfasjejs,fegwafe June 25, 2016

People who listen to bands no one has ever heard of and can be rather cocky. They never call themselves hipsters and deem many things as "mainstream"
Many teenage girls of these days attempt to pose as hipsters through their Instagram and twitter post, but do not succeed.
Many teenage girls of these days attempt to pose as hipsters through their Instagram and twitter post, but do not succeed.
Girl 1: I'm going to post a picture of my converse with a vintage filter
Girl 2: OMG so hipster! 1!1!2!222!!
Girl 3: I'm wearing an oversized sweater and combat boots, how hipster am I?
Girl 2: OMG so hipster! 1!1!2!222!!
Girl 3: I'm wearing an oversized sweater and combat boots, how hipster am I?
by Curiousstorryteller August 8, 2015

Normally a guy who thinks he isn't a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of Spotify playlists called Indie Electronic, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.
by Marmarbrinks May 15, 2015

When you discover something new, usually a song or band, then all of a sudden the whole world knows about it and you get upset because it was your original find.
You find a song on YouTube, for example "I Love It" by Icona Pop, then you tell your friend to look it up because it's fucking awesome. A week later this song that you're proud of finding and you think no one else knows about is one the radio and everyone is singing it. You are now hipster pissed!
by Roxanne Roth Walker August 26, 2013

The American and more widespread strain of what was once known as the 'Shoreditch/Hoxton Twat', The 'London Wanker', the Scenester, the Trendy, The Trustafarian, The Urban Hippy, The Dickhead.
Immortalised by the comedy series 'Nathan Barley' and satirical song 'Being A Dickhead's Cool'.
They suffer the Dunning-Kruger effect as they think they're enlightened because they only socialise with sycophantic idiots with exactly the same 'centre-left' opinions on everything, braying and spluttering, and who work in the same industries (if they have ever worked) but are are too stupid to realise how unenlightened and unlettered they are.
Immortalised by the comedy series 'Nathan Barley' and satirical song 'Being A Dickhead's Cool'.
They suffer the Dunning-Kruger effect as they think they're enlightened because they only socialise with sycophantic idiots with exactly the same 'centre-left' opinions on everything, braying and spluttering, and who work in the same industries (if they have ever worked) but are are too stupid to realise how unenlightened and unlettered they are.
Hipster: Yah my favourite book is , like Catcher in the Rye? It really sopeaks to my soul about how everyone is such a phoney.
Adult; What a fucking hipster.
Adult; What a fucking hipster.
by Max Biggins October 9, 2020

by quino101 April 4, 2011
