National Horny Promise Day

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.

Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.

by mmmpho April 17, 2020

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drunk or getting too sexy

Hannah was so fucking horny that night when she fucked James.

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

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When you notice how great everyone’s haircut and style and can’t stop noticing and commenting.

Bro #1: Dude your hair looks awesome today!
Bro #2: I know man you’ve told me already. Are you hair horny or something?

by poolboyluva May 10, 2018

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when your bird is horny it has sex preferably like my birds they have sex and they’re both girls so they’re lesbian birds so just understand that

bird + horny = bird sex

i have a horny bird it keeps having sex

by poopoo<3 August 1, 2021

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Once small and flightless, the famed "big bird" has evolved into her final form, possessing the greatest hooters this side of the Mississippi. She is tall but agile. Slender yet voluptuous. She is caring yet aggressive when threatened. This is both frightening and arousing. Take great care upon approach and wear baggy sweatpants.

Can't wait to report to work today and see the Great Horny Owl in action!

by Weaselwarrior December 10, 2020

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Alright…

It was the evening of a Thursday when me and my pals had been at a party, now there was this super hot dude over at a corner near the door and mind you this was I think his house. I left my friends and went over to him and winked

Mhm imma let you come up with what happend ;)

‘Oh hell babe I’m horny-‘

by Itz_Cosmo YT June 13, 2022

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