Brandon Lockhart

The sexiest nigga on earth itself

“Hi is you’re name Brandon Lockhart?”

by Rebel.v2 February 23, 2022

brandon mcmillian

Brandon McMillian is a word to describe somebody that is worthless, and will amount to nothing over the course of his sad life. It is also used to describe people who have no friends and want to kill themselves.

‘’OMG, I feel like such a Brandon McMillian right now! I am a worthless piece of shit and all I do is take up space and air that could have been used for somebody that actually does something productive!’’

by Lone_wolf7531 May 2, 2018

Brandonism

The strong belief that every non Alaska airline is the Devil and will either cause you to miss a flight or lose your luggage.

I love Alaska airlines I would consider myself a brandonist who follows brandonism

by xX_Britney_Bitch_Xx May 18, 2025

Brandon

A Dinger linger a Brandon is a dingle berry a piece of shit stuck to some ones ass aka a dingle berry that just lingers you cant seem to get rid of it it wont fall off and wont wipe off . So in other words a piece shit stuck to some ones ass .Also a dumb ass meth head who thinks he takes care of his children but doesn't do shit .

Friend 1 "Dude i have a Brandon in my Butt hair that I just cant get off". Friend 2 "Dude ewwww Hot single mom 1 " dude Brandon get a job". Hot single mom 2 " Where is Brandon?" Hot single mom 1 " Probably some where stuck to some ones ass" "Fucker"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BrandonleeHow??????? February 27, 2022

brandon quist

a guy with a loose butt hole

mann, that guy is one brandon quist!

by thisisnotbeverly November 7, 2011

Brandonize

When you have been watching Biden memes for too long and you start falling up the stairs and making no sense at all.

Jose:*falls up stairs
Johny:You good bro?
Jose:"I fly like a little birdie and crawl on the floor like a toaster..."
Johny:"Bro, u've been Brandonized."

by Okbrandon August 23, 2022

brandon mccloud

the most amazing person in the whole fucking world. I love him so fucking much and he deserves all good things in life. he is the most kind, caring, handsome, sweet, generous and all over good guy. he is the love of my life and i appreciate him so much.

" He's a Brandon Mccloud"

by Hahahah ahhah Yass June 10, 2018