The grand and honorable act of taking a deuce or number two all while drinking an alcoholic beverage, preferably a beer. However, depending on the setting, any alcoholic beverage is acceptable.
Brian: Hey, where were you just now? Zak and I were looking all over for you.
Al: I felt a rumble n' my tummy, so I dashed to take a two the easy way.
Brian: Ah...
Al: I felt a rumble n' my tummy, so I dashed to take a two the easy way.
Brian: Ah...
by AK #23 December 30, 2011
Get the Two The Easy Waymug. A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.
"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"
by legvnds November 4, 2018
Get the two percent clubmug. by John Sinlinglat October 19, 2018
Get the Conservative Two-Stepmug. Barbara: How was your date last night?
Candy: It was awful! He not only had a two bite banana, but he had a matching endurance.
Candy: It was awful! He not only had a two bite banana, but he had a matching endurance.
by Joe Bogolotz August 9, 2015
Get the two bite bananamug. Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.
"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."
by SpringShittyBornAndBred November 3, 2022
Get the Two Bill Jillmug. Like 2 peas in a pod: So similar to be indistinguishable or nearly so.
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If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.
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If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.
by omally June 27, 2018
Get the Two Butts in a Bananamug. the fear one gets, after having watched an amazing first season of a tv show, that the second season might be shit.
dude, i've got full-on season two anxiety for glee. it can't possibly live up to the expectations the first season has set!
by 3Wishes March 5, 2011
Get the season two anxietymug.