Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s May 18, 2018

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fuller than snot

Your tummy is crazy full and you can't fit any more food in

Alli was fuller than snot after eating at Olive Garden

by Nuckin futs December 30, 2017

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fuller than snot

When your tummy is crazy full and can't possibly take another bite of food

Alli was fuller than snot after she ate at the local Olive Garden

by Nuckin futs December 30, 2017

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higher than the sky

High sky is a word meaning "To raise the bar very high" or "To aim very high for something"

"Im about to make this higher then the sky." "Im aiming higher than the sky!"

by Sporadica July 29, 2022

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Less than a Nigger Slave

Less than a Nigger Slave
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/Luh-ss/ /th-an/ /a//N-ig-ger/ /S-lay-v-eh/

Any Evil, Retarded, Cowardly, Weak, Sick, Sad Person, People, Beings, Entities, Hosts, Colonies, Artificial Intelligences, Algorithms, Software, Hardware, Codes, Bits, Chaos, Robots, Cyborgs, Androids, Machines, Souls, Consciousnesses, Thoughts, Ideas, Energy People, Electricity People, Lightning People, Electron People, Light People, Subatomic Quantum Particle People, Quantum Particle People, Atom People, Chemical People, Molecular Chemical People, Biochemical People, Molecular Biochemical People, Single Cellular People, Multicellular People, Organic People, Inorganic People, Negative Atom People, Element People, Negative Element People, Matter People, Anti-matter People, Doodle People, Anime People, Cartoon People, Comic ook People, Sacred Geometry People, Geometry People, Sound People, Color People, Aura People, Frequency People, Wave People, Circle People, Square People, Triangle People, Sphere People, Tesseract People, Tetradron People, Microbe People, Virus People, Plant People, Animal People, Fungi People, Mold People, Algae People, Slime People, Moss People, Lichen People, Rock People, Mer People, Alien People, Fantasy People, Science Fiction People, Alternate History People, Mirror Dimension People, Multiverse Grid People, Infinity Timeline People, Negative Infinity Timeline, Lifeforms, Non-lifeforms, and Life that Acts Worse than a Nigger Slave.

Less than a Nigger Slave

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Our Sad Rulers are Less than Nigger Slaves.

by Nobody 🖤 December 26, 2024

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