E-tard 

to fail at using the internet, whether in forums or browsing through perverted images of the blue waffle with your male friends

Nerd 1: LMAO, YH, TBH E=MC2... LOL

E-tard: FORL

Nerd 2: FORL... Flooring On The Roll Laughing... Hehe, what an e-tard.

E-tard by Handicapped Pigg March 16, 2010

wii-tard

1. someone who buys a wii for way too much money
2. someone above 18 who plays a wii and isn't drunk of their ass

tom: "I just bought a wii from somebody for just $800!"
con: "...wii-tard..."

wii-tard by orginalgangstarob December 12, 2007

E-tard 

One who is afflicted by an addiction to ecstasy/MDMA

That **** is just a silly e-tard

E-tard by Lamour April 24, 2008

[fuck tard] 

a word used to describe how you feel about someone when your pissed off at them for a dumb reason and even though your mad you sit there and laugh at each other.made up bye coleton when brittany pissed him off. samantha's f-tard.

Brittany says: ...somethan stupid...
Coleton says: (while laighing) YOU ARE A FUCK TARD!!!
Samanthas reaction: histericall laughter

[fuck tard] by Brittany Bitches June 29, 2008

fuck-a-tard 

You, your mother, and everything that sorrounds your life.

"You are a fuck-a-tard"

fuck-a-tard by n00bliE master July 23, 2008

techno-tard 

Someone who is completly unaware of the technical world.

I can't believe my boss hired me. I was so honest about the fact that I am a techno-tard. He stands a better chance of getting this power point out of my grandmother.

techno-tard by thegirlthatgetsit June 24, 2010

e-tard 

Someone who cannot figure out the most basic functions of an electronic device.

The e-tard was trying to figure out why his television would not turn on and called me to go trouble shoot it, only for me to discover that he never plugged it in.

e-tard by The Ferndog October 3, 2008