Twat Waffle

Step one: Hit a Vagina with a tennis racket at least hard enough to leave an imprint, maybe break some skin.

Step Two: Cover it with Maple Syrup

Step Three: Preform oral sex

I told Jenny the only way I'm going down on her is if I can twat waffle it.

by S. P. Jarlsbeger October 20, 2008

twat sucker

A sucker of twat; a complete turd knob.

"What an absolute fucking twat sucker!"

by Oik Oik May 5, 2007

twat burger

a popular food in the middle east made from twats collected from cheating bitches who have been stoned to death

shame about the dead bitch but she did suck her neighbours cock but at least I'll be able to have a twat burger tonight

by Sirtokalott January 13, 2008

Butter Twat

When one gets a female so wet, the fluid churns and is turned into butter.

-Dude i had some great sex last night.
-Oh word?
-Yeah man, it was so good that bitch had butter twat!

by Punisher93 July 11, 2010

hoover twat

A vagina that inhales anything and everything.

you have a hoover twat, sucking down any penis around the vicinity

by cnicoleee September 3, 2010

uneducated twat

Someone extremely annoying or who makes unneeded references

"It's just like blank"

"Shut up you uneducated twat"

by Past perfect May 24, 2014

Twat Pincher

Someone who takes pleasure from pinching twats

"Ouch, that hurts, you damn twat pincher!"

by Tiffany Dizzle~ March 10, 2008