supermarket fart

to drop a fart whilst in a aisle in the supermarket and quickly making your escape down the next aisle leaving all in your wake in a toxic gas cloud.

the man quickly went around the corner to the next aisle after dropping a supermarket fart

everyone else- wtf is that smell?

by baddazoner January 8, 2011

Fart Magnet

When you think you have farted privately and from out of nowhere people enter into gaseous ground zero.

You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.

"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.

I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.

It wasn't me.

by Saharox February 27, 2010

open farting

Verb. The act of opening your ass cheeks and letting one loose producing a quiet to silent fart. Not to be confused with open hole gas

In the middle of the lecture jimmy had to fart, so he started open farting

by definedefinition March 10, 2014

Fart Contraction

A pain you get in your stomach that can be intense ,you worry for a second then fart and the pain goes.

"Owwwwwwww oh man my stomach hurts"

"Oh thats better it was just a fart contraction"

by Pyjamagirl January 27, 2009

blowjob fart

Flatulence release while administering oral sex

Anne G let a blowjob fart out while giving me a blowjob

by Davecorpx January 5, 2016

Whiskey Farts

When during a hangover caused by a mass consumption of whiskey the night before, one experiences Whiskey Farts. A gaseous emmission that tends to smell vaguely of stale whiskey.

Worker: man am I hung over. Just so you know, I'm gonna be cutting Whiskey Farts all day.

Co-worker: oh, goody. Excuse me as I go attempt an Alabama Barn Slammer.

by Xavier Von Butenshire December 3, 2011

Fart Snarfler

One who enjoys the activity of sniffing and chortling a nice stinky fart.

That dude just sniffed out a juicy fart. He's a Fart Snarfler!!"

by Mr. Taters December 22, 2009