salami tits

Sherwood had salami tits that needed to be holistered by a man bra.
by CJL75 December 24, 2006
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turkey tits

A derogatory or playful phrase used to ostracize or poke fun at the gynecomastia (real or perceived )of an overweight man.
"Hey Turkey Tits! Put down that ice cream and bring those floppers over here!"

"Well, good luck to that guy if he's trying to get married. He's got severe acne, a club foot, and the biggest turkey tits I've seen in a long while."
by WillHigh April 17, 2008
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tit fuck

A little lubricant is needed in order to practice this sex act.

Saliva, KY, vaseline or any scented, edible lubricant.
Tyrone got so carried away in his titfuck of Takesia that he shot off in her face.
by Richard Black March 30, 2005
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Booty Tits

A girl with titties so big it looks like a booty on her chest
Damnnnn you see that chick over there with those Triple D's ?! She got them booty tits O_O

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by Senor Bivins June 27, 2009
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banana tits

a) a pair of breasts with a large gap in between them, usually features nipples that protrude in opposite directions

b) bowling term for a 7 - 9 split (banana tits left) or an 8 - 10 split (banana tits right)
a) ...and he picks up the banana tits left for the spare and the championship!
by TC September 26, 2003
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boy tits

Boytits is the term for a female with breasts similar to the chest size of an 8 year old boy.
a.k.a Fearne Cotton.
Girl : hey guys i went up a bra size today YAY ^_^

Crowd : Well done you moved out of your training bra boy tits.
by Wattano January 11, 2011
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Tit Mule

A mule of who's tits reach at least to the ground when the mule is standing straight up upon four legs. This term is often under-used, like tits that reach near to the ground. Also see "Half-Tit Mule" which is a mule who's tits reach almost exactly half-way to the ground.
Check out that hot-ass-spankable Tit Mule
by Jesus-hater May 31, 2008
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