Seal time

Requesting someone to split something 50/50
For true seal time you must attempt to make the noise a seal would while requesting half = arf

Do you want to go seal time on a bag of weed, wanna go arf n arf?

by Rafrooda October 9, 2011

Roche Time

No concept of time

Hello mate, have you got time for a quick chat?

Yeah, give me one minute and I will call you - a minute in Roche Time is an hour

by JonniD May 21, 2019

Clown Time

Socially acceptable phrase used to express the desire to fuck someones face

"Bro, I sure wish I could get some clown time with that hottie over there"

by Golden Foot April 17, 2012

Lillard time

Derived from basketball player Damian Lillard, who was famous for his ability to suddenly go from 0 to 100. From that point one he would be unstoppable, hitting buzzer beaters and clutch threes... the list goes on. Tapping your wrist where a watch would be several times signifies lillard time. This is usually done after having a very good run in a sporting event or hitting a clutch shot in basketball specifically.

Oh my goodness, that shot was extraordinarily deep, how did it even go in? Wow, it is Lillard time.

by Gablabatoponus August 24, 2020

sketti time

whenever you see someone you don’t like walk in and you need to communicate to your friends that everyone should leave immediately

Jacqueline- “Ew C**s just walked in.”
Vivian- “omfg SKETTI TIME!”
Jac and viv- *immediately grab their things and run out, no questions asked*

by vivianteekel November 28, 2018

time bandits

A movie from the 1980s with Sean Connery and a lot of midgets. There's one scene where a boat capsizes and a line of midgets on beach chairs all fall in unison. A similar effect could be reached by throwing disproportionate ragdolls down a water slide.
This movie is pure madness.

Time bandits will keep you guessing if your not giving your full attention but is worth a couple hours of manic stoned laughter.

by Jomce M. Yag October 20, 2015

arm time

The time spent masturbating whilst thinking of a particular person.

Guy #1: Hey Bro, remember my ex from last year.. what did ya think of her?

Guy #2: Fuck, I gave her some arm time!

by mr_dirtbox December 4, 2010