Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.
Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.
Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.
Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.
Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.
by treehornworshipper December 28, 2011
Get the Tree Horn Worshippermug. 1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,
2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,
3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.
4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.
Extra: for the frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white
PS. *Fun for the entire family*
2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,
3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.
4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.
Extra: for the frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white
PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
by Monke_man January 21, 2021
Get the Alabama Christmas Treemug. by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009
Get the cranking the birch treemug. by Ripedskull360 December 13, 2019
Get the How to climb a treemug. by Dodge tree trunk October 16, 2021
Get the dodge tree trunkmug. I cannot place the name to the face, and therefore I do not recognize them. Imagine a tree of apples. And when you hold or hug the tree trunk and shake the tree, apples will fall to the ground for you to consume. Well if the apples are not shook hard enough, they might not defy gravity! So gravity is not defied and therefore recognition is not confirmed!
by Momandcadenrock May 22, 2018
Get the doesn't shake a treemug. “if you’re over 25 and own <average gaming tool>, you have to play this game”
her: babe you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there
my stupid ass: <wise mystical tree>
her: babe you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there
my stupid ass: <wise mystical tree>
by otto apocalpyse’s piss drawer October 1, 2022
Get the wise mystical treemug.