No Simp Summer

No Simp Summer (start's June 1st) is Like No Nut November but instead, you cannot simp for anyone, no celebrities not even your GF stay strong soldiers

Man 1: Bro have you seen this new ash kaash post...her ass was out and allat bro

Man 2: Nah i unfollowed her for no simp summer

by 333LOOZER333 June 3, 2021

Simp-son

A group of simps

All my friends are a bunch of simp-sons

by It's just water April 4, 2021

Simp Swipe

When your on tinder and "swipe" on a hot girl and tell them they are sexy, just for them to ghost you and never text you back.

Faith just simp swiped me after I tried to hook up :(

by connerpppp November 1, 2020

Teachers simp

A person who sucks up to their feminist teacher.

Borui
"Fahim you fucking teachers simp"

Fahim
"But I only want good grades!"

by Maraswole April 3, 2020

Deku simp

Absolute shitfucks that simp for a 16 year old anime character named Izuki Midoriya AKA Deku from the anime My Hero Academia. They usually are absolute fatlards with a deku bodypillow and they live in an apartment complex in anaheim. In rare cases, they can be skinny/built and claim to be a DS(deku simp), but usually are just all might fans, other times the DS are anorexic and are watching their 88th rerun of MHA with their severely cumstained deku body pillow. Most also claim to be lgbtq and prove it by making shitty fanart of deku with a 20 inch horsecock railing another male character in the show, other times is by getting sent 25 letters a day by their absent father, all saying why he should have put the DS on a washcloth.

Carmen winstead is an absolute deku simp, that’s her father left! We should also put her down a sewer drain

by Jackinator84 June 12, 2022

Valid Simp

(Not exclusive to Males) A person who gives a lot of attention to the right person not for superficial reasons like looks but for everything so basically loving them unconditionally and loving them for who they are not because of physical attractiveness.

That guy is Valid Simp thats a good thing

by Human07 July 15, 2021

Fool's Simp

A male who treats a female with the respect he would anyone else. Most commonly when their beliefs happen to align on the internet.

"Simp!" John said. "No," James said, "that's a fool's simp you moron!"

by AnWatermelon March 25, 2020