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by bbid June 20, 2022

Shark shy

When a woman becomes wary of random men that ask her out after meeting in social situations. Typically seen in single, attractive, childless women over the age of 25 that live in conservative places with a large gender imbalance like Houston. This happens because the women are hit on so much when young all social situations feel like being dropped into a shark tank. A major difference in views on sex from the northesterners and west coasters that move there for work causing the gender skew makes them wary of all men.

I would date women my own age, but they're all shark shy. A random woman my age started talking to me about my bike near the dog park yesterday. She was smiling, and I got her to laugh at a corny joke. I asked her if she wanted to meet for a drink Friday, and she froze up. She started being awkward and walked away. She seemed normal, but she must be shark shy.

by Bill5376 August 1, 2016

stealing the shark

Taking an unnecessary risk to take an animal, only do hard time and end up a topic on mediocre morning radio.

Had a few beers last night, and we ended up stealing the shark.

by Chuck Diapers July 31, 2018

Pyjama Shark

Whether consciously aware of it or not, the pyjama shark is a metaphor or euphemism for an errant erect penis, escaping the unbuttoned cave of non-fastened pyjama crotches.
ALT: Of a person; someone who cruises hospital wards for sex.

1: ...and his pyjama shark was leaning out to see....
2: “That guy’ with the chocolates and flowers is a disgusting pyjama shark...”

by v1ct0rth3cl34n3r December 11, 2017

friendly shark

A friendly shark is a shark that doesn't go out of their way to attack humans or only attack when provoked. Friendly sharks are very common as not all sharks are man eating scary creatures.

'hey is that a friendly shar- MY ARM!'
'do you know most sharks are friendly?'
Friendly shark

by Mmmplayz June 11, 2024

Uni-Shark Horn Sword

The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.

You better watch out, KA_TheLegend is using his Uni-Shark Horn Sword!!

by KA_TheLegend April 23, 2017

the shark game

Getting your cooter vigorously ate.

“let’s play the shark game, I eat you scream”

by bt bandit June 11, 2022