salty squad "leader"

Salty Squad "Leader" : Adjective: the leader of a squad, who refuses to recognize how important each member is. Typically believes that his actions alone can guarantee a vicotry or win in the underlying event. Will give props to another member of the squad when they do well, however, he believes it was a direct result of him being there.

Hand tat Matt is such a salty squad "Leader".

by Droppingtruth26 June 30, 2016

The Salty Volcano

When you cum after 6 months

John hadn't wanked for six months, when he finally did he produced the salty volcano

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys July 15, 2017

Salty spittoon

When he comes in your mouth, you make it come out of your eyeball and shoot it back in his mouth.

Omg Cameron gave Tarynn a salty spittoon and it was so cool!

by Bitchinkristoff May 12, 2018

Salty Mother Fucker

Allan Green aka. Pricey

Oh look at that salty mother fucker, oh yeah you mean Pricey aka alphagolf90

by Consuela Banana Hammock February 3, 2018

salty load

A mans sperm or cum

Giuseppi likes to cop a salty load

by Jamiefox101 July 24, 2016

Salty

Low on water; an organism that is dehydrated and therefore exhibiting agitated, irritated behavior. An increase in sodium affecting equilibrium due to the lack of water.

She was unusually salty when she replied, “Really?” after the waves had doused her new haircut.

by Salty O’ Day July 4, 2018

Porn-Salty

A description of uber-salty food that triggers a gag reflex, producing the predicament of wether to spit or swallow the contents in your mouth.

"Since this restaurant changed their chefs, the chicken sandwich is just Porn-Salty."

"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"

by TPHM September 3, 2013