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Pro-gaying

Pro-gaying is heavily influenced by the procrastinating and professionalism. To pro-gay means to establish a beautiful mixture of fun and business, usually including big amounts of bourbon. It involves actively seeking out opportunities that minimizes work load and maximizes getting your dick sucked. Pro-gayers are known to commonly buy houses and stock them with twinks which of whom they hope to stuff with bourbon and semen. It takes a skilled liver to determine just the right amount of bourbon to convince the twinks that anal tearing is in fact enjoyable. At the same time a true pro-gayer will hold a 9-5 job where he is paid a very good salary while working no more than an hour per day.
Asian boy: I got so pro-gayed last week that I couldn't sit down for 4 days. After the pro-gayer said "Show me your penis" 420 times, the force simply became too strong and I could do nothing but give in. His pro-gaying was on point that night.
by honestlyhonesty August 4, 2017
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4 pro

Dude 1: Dude, do you play Halo 3?
Dude 2: Yeah dude I'm 4 pro.
Dude 1: What do you mean 4 pro?
Dude 2: Dude I can't even play with the pros, they pay me not to play I'm so good.
by Savage J October 26, 2007
mugGet the 4 promug.

Pro

"Yo, Caprice is such a pro"
by Bobert136 May 3, 2017
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pro

Short for prophylactic, used before the term "condom" was coined. While the word prophylactic itself refers to anything used to prevent disease, such as toothbrushes, it was commonly used to refer to condoms and anti-STD ointments. When someone said "wear a pro," they meant you should put a condom on during sex.
The victory girls are on the loose and soon will cook some poor guy's goose! The G.I. Joes must be more wary of the diseases they may carry. Venereal disease is on the rise, so take your pros, be well and wise!
by hyperl0nk February 23, 2023
mugGet the promug.

Lowkey pro

A girl who is a prude and also a unknown hoe
She's a lowkey pro
by Lowkey pro December 11, 2016
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Pro Sh

Someone who encounteres, promotes or instage others urges to harm themselves. Pro sh people also might depict it in a sexual light (such as licking wounds or "aesthetic" images with it)
"They Pro Sh because they were happy to hear that people were caring their name into their skin"
by Puppy pawz April 25, 2023
mugGet the Pro Shmug.

Pro

Person with low IQ: Dababy noob
Everyone else: excuse me what? dababy is the definition of pro
by RoboIsDefining April 5, 2021
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