douche-textery

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.

Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche-textery

by fuckwhetever March 24, 2010

Douche Fizzle

1. (noun) Douche Fizzle can be used to address someone who is a douche, but is not really that threatening to another person's intelligence. Their douchiness has sort of fizzled out.

2. (adjective) Douche Fizzle can be used to describe the feeling a woman might get when she queefs whilst douching.

1. "Dude, you're such a douche fizzle, I don't even have to worry about your douchiness infecting me."

2. "I was douching myself the other day, when I had some vaginal flatulence, and made a sort of fizzle feeling."

by Illogically Ill September 14, 2009

Douche Meeting

The time of the month that all of the college kids get together at a restaurant or bar.

Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.

by jdupon21 January 4, 2010

Douche Wall

A row of people who walk really slowely, blocking you from getting to your destination on time.

"I tried to make it on time for my job interview but I got stuck behind a Douche Wall and missed my bus."

by Darkwater J January 18, 2010

Douche-baggery

The on-going hijinx of a douche bag.

What sort of douche-baggery is Rich up to today?

by Dick Seanary June 15, 2009

Crab Douche

An enormous jerk or asshole.

Stop being such a crab douche

by Rictifyer January 2, 2011

Douche Plug

Blue tooth. Enough Said

Make sure you wear your douche plug when driving in California.

by iheartstats April 23, 2011