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Oatmeal Bowel Cream

When a male and femle have anal sex, and the male penetrates the female's bowels. Causing her to pee a combination of Piss, Jizz and Shit. Resembeling oatmeal.
Well, I've been having Oatmeal Bowel Cream for the past few days.
by ABcentrixx July 26, 2010
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creamed foreskins on toast

Military term for the "delicacy" known in civilian life as Chipped Beef on Toast.
Creamed foreskins on toast again? Damn! Thats the third time this week they've served it in the chow hall
by Atomic Johnny July 1, 2006
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Cream filled cunt

A girl which resembles a twinkie cut open on the top. These sluts tend to be sluts who act as if they aren't a slut. If called a slut they will deny it. But at that moment probably has cream filled in her vagina from the guy who she had intercourse with 10 hours before arguing with you. They walk with there legs very close together, trying to hold the cream in from falling down there legs. Most look the same there physical appearances are, blonde hair, big boobs, little asses, and are predominantly caucasian. Most are raised in rich families and attend college. There conversations consist of lots of useless information, and lots and lots of giggles.
Kaygen is a cream filled cunt.

That chic looks like a cream filled cunt.

I could really use a cream filled cunt right now.
by Y09i May 30, 2011
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banana cream special

The banana cream special can be performed either to one's partner or one's lonely self. The act is performed by cutting off the end of a banana (the non-stalk side), shoving this end into his/her/your orifice, and squeezing the mushy insides of the banana completely out of the peel. When the peel is quickly and forcefully extracted, all that remains in the hole is a moist clump of banana mush. It's up to the receiver when and how to remove it from said hole.
Dan: How'd your night go with that chick you brought home?
Brian: Ehhh...it started slow, but that mean banana cream special I gave her really capped off the night!
by SAdawgs October 31, 2009
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ice cream cake

the wonderful deliciousness that is chocolate ice cream on top of cookie crumbs on top of vanilla ice cream.
ice cream cake is bombbb!
by xooxbritt January 20, 2009
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ice cream sandwich

noun, plural ice cream sandwiches

1. The act of filling a vagina with whipped cream and then proceeding to eat her out while enjoying a creamy snack.

2. A summer delicacy.
1. I just gave Stacy's mom the greatest ice cream sandwich.

2. That was a really good ice cream sandwich, I think I shall have another.
by Neighborhood spiderman November 5, 2012
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Seattle Cream Soda

When a guy ejaculates into a filled soda can and leaves it for someone to drink.
Guy 1: This coke tastes kind of funny.
Guy 2: That's cause your drinking a seattle cream soda.
Guy 1: Ew. I'm gonna go shoot someone.
by hanktheman! December 8, 2009
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