Chode creep

The retraction of the penis in the anticipation of using drugs(specifically amphetamines), and the eventual use thereof consequently exacerbating the symptoms.

I'm so excited about doing some drugs that I have a serious case of chode creep.

by Alistaire Weatherby July 16, 2013

Chode Walker

a person wider then they are tall

look at that fat guy over there! hes a fuckin chode walker!

by jmzisabeast February 16, 2009

chode-over

A sleepover in which only the basement is used, and most of the conversations include sexual terms.

Yeah dude, last night was a total chode-over.

by dubsJ March 31, 2010

chode harness

A small basket to hold a chode(short and stubby penis). includes a basket and chains strapped around your waist all in black or white leather.

honey my chode harnass broke!
Your a chode harness!
my chode hurts because my chode harness is too small.

by big baller 696969 August 14, 2009

pizza chode

A chode covered in herpes or genital warts so it looks like a pizza

"Ew tom has a pizza chode so I wouldn't fuck him"

by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

Chode-e

A mythological chinese figure that uses his choad to skeet on American girls by the name of Sara.

Sara was telling me that some asian guy with a chode skeeted on her. I told her is mut have been Chode-e

by kingstonsauce February 28, 2007

she-chode

noun, a very thick female with the body shape of a burrito. A she-chode is one of those girls you can't tell if she's fat or not.

girl walks by...

Mikey: Would you hit that?
Henry: Nah man, she's an undercover she-chode. Her jacket just covers.
Mikey: I still would. I'm fuckin desperate

by cliffboy22 May 24, 2009