by i hate my classmates July 07, 2022
(Noun). The male equivalent of the female 'chronic bitch face'. When one's attitude cannot help but seep into their facial structure, making it seem as if a chronic shit is being taken.
by FrumpyCat May 01, 2014
by MrsPez December 03, 2017
A Movie Bastard is a person who destroys any enjoyment to be found in a film via spoiling every single goddamn aspect of the story and characters.
Bob - “Woah! That kid is a weirdo!”
Sam - “No he’s not, he just sees dead people.”
Bob - “Fuck you Sam, you’re such a movie bastard!”
Same - “Ok.”
Sam - “No he’s not, he just sees dead people.”
Bob - “Fuck you Sam, you’re such a movie bastard!”
Same - “Ok.”
by Mystical Idiot December 03, 2023
“B was bastardized wasn’t he?” “Yep, can’t you tell by how much of an ass he is? They Must have held him under the bastard water for a long time.”
by BadBitchAstro June 24, 2021
Brad: Hey Spencer, did you see that Bastard Spear pass by?
Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.
Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.
by John Elden Ring January 05, 2024