Stone cold

When you embarass your friend infront of “ the huzz” ( the term for any girls)

When your friend puts you in a head lock in front of girls and you would say “ so stone cold”

by KJK08..2 November 27, 2024

thanos stone

When you break up with a girl you love and fuck her 5 closest friends

I successfully thanos stoned my ex girlfriend

by Jimmy Rickets August 10, 2023

Bobby Stone

An unusually soft spoken personal with exceptionally long fingers

I've got a bogie I can't reach, wish I had fingers like Bobby Stone

by anonymous October 30, 2023

Attention seeking stone

A stone that never goes overlooked, no matter how many times it keeps telling everyone they're overlooking it, and they're going to be sorry they did.

The attention seeking stone wasn't really overlooked, it just felt like it should be getting more attention than all the other stones when it wasn't.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Stoned Tucker

Bill Maher nickname

Bill Maher, these days pushing anti-vax contrarian nonsense, has morphed into literally any Fixed Noise presenter high on the gonja. "Stoned Tucker Carlson" if you will.

by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2024

sword in the stone

When a girl does a handstand over a man's penis and she moves her hands away and falls then deep throats the man

"Yo ricky you got the sword in the stone?"
"hell yeah bro! She puked all over me, it was nasty"

by Acuara December 7, 2015

Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019