Chastity: How was your hook up last night?
MaryLynn: Ritz couldn't get it up, but he was great at throwing sticks.
Chastity: Oh really?
MaryLynn: OMG, it was the best fingerblasting of my life.
MaryLynn: Ritz couldn't get it up, but he was great at throwing sticks.
Chastity: Oh really?
MaryLynn: OMG, it was the best fingerblasting of my life.
by TCaldwell December 30, 2016
Get the Throwing sticksmug. When a shutting object such as a door, locker or female's jaw closes with speed upon a man's penis. This is followed by an outburst by the man, and can sometimes cause sexual pleasure. But on the most part, it leads to death.
Jimmy: Man, I feel so bad for Joel. I'm gonna miss that guy so much.
Matt: Well that happens when you get slammy sticked.
Matt: Well that happens when you get slammy sticked.
by biggerboobs334 December 29, 2008
Get the slammy stickmug. A stick which is about 4 feet tall that pertrudes out of the ground, used to condition the knuckles. Can be held in place either by cement or rocks. The martial artist's Replacement for a punching bag
by Fred September 22, 2003
Get the Machiwara Stickmug. by Phat Nat March 21, 2008
Get the Story stickmug. by White Hunter April 28, 2011
Get the Candle Stickingmug. When you take your penis and dip it into a jar of peanut butter and then proceed to stick it into a person, place, or thing.
by The Great White Shark November 9, 2012
Get the Dip and Stickmug. that ole Jim is quite the derp stick
oh yeah, just the other day he thought a pop tart was an anthill
oh yeah, just the other day he thought a pop tart was an anthill
by nyysony11 November 16, 2011
Get the derp stickmug.