One who consistently shares their time on the porcelain throne with all of their friends Via SnapChat.
by TheGirlBird March 11, 2014
Get the snap shattermug. When a person with red hair and the fiery temper generally associated with it totally loses their shit, screaming and foaming at the mouth due to something trivial....
Kathleen had a complete Ginger Nut Snap when she found that someone had removed her yoghurt from the office refrigerator....
by Jimmy Roo Boy May 13, 2016
Get the ginger nut snapmug. by kJ7 May 27, 2017
Get the banter snapsmug. To fuck so hard you snap the other person and break them real good, then you rape them against their will and enjoy every second of their screams and tears of agony and pain!
by Bad C dev November 14, 2024
Get the fuck snapmug. Snap is used to describe getting into heavy alcohol, usually a rye whisky but any alcohol fits the definition.
Hey Pistol, want to come over and watch the hockey game? "Yeah, I'll bring the hard snap and we can get our snap on".
by Ray Lefluer April 25, 2025
Get the Snapmug. by I am cum May 11, 2022
Get the The snap finishermug. Snapping Turtle's Head
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
Get the Snapping Turtle's Headmug.