snakes and mashpotatoes

two things that do not go together; does not make sense

An expression often said

"Snakes and mashpotatoes! What was I thinking?"

"Aw snakes and mashpotatoes!"

by Blessed to NESS February 21, 2017

Snake Wrangle

Moving a shorted out charger around trying to get a charge.

I had to snake wrangle my cheap charger after four uses

by Truth Speech Preacher June 28, 2016

Snake Snuggle

The act of sitting "spider swinging" style while a fellow man is pooping ; thus, creating a dual pooping situation. Used when limited toilets are available and many poops needed.

I gotta poop.

Me too. Ima poop too.

Dude, let's snake snuggle.

by H.C.Sucker May 22, 2016

Chicken snake

A black dick.

Damn she's fine! Forget it, she only likes chicken snake!

by Rainer2015 April 26, 2016

snake sack

Basically another name for a condom ,for those who don't wanna be to obvious

He asked his gf to buy a box of snake sacks for later that night.

by SSSSSSSSAVAGE February 2, 2017

SNAKE ELZA

ጽናከ ኢስ ፉችኪንግ ረታረድ ኣንድ ኣን ኣኡቲስቲች ሞንከይ ዋኢት ዲ ኢ ሳይ ስናከ ኦር ዲድ ኢ ሳይ ቻርተር ችሮችከር ሃ ሃ ሃ ሃ ፉንኝ ፉንኝ ቹም ባልልስ ኒጘር ሰኅ ፐኒስ Змея, ниггер, яйца, сперма, штаны, съедают это слово, как это гребаный торт с зеброй, Снэйкобፉችኪንግ ረታረድ ኣንድ ኣን ኣኡቲስቲች ሞንከይ ዋኢት ዲ ኢ ሳይ ስናከ ኦርсъедают это слово, как это гребаный торт с зеброй

Chase: Howdy Snake Elza!!
Snake: ...
Snake: *Proceeds to throw Chase down the stairs.*

by Boopieboopie5994 October 14, 2020

Snake-whip

When welts are caused on the skin by being whipped with an Allens snake lolly

Tamara gave me snake-whip

by Chezinator November 30, 2011