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slappin assholes

A spooky dance move typically performed by two men before and after docking. Each must spread their cheeks as far apart as possible before ramming their rims together and producing an audible "thwack" (typically done in succession)
"Yo, you hear about Billy and Timmy slappin assholes the other night? I didn't even know they could dance!"
by moonholegal September 26, 2023
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slappy whore

a disgusting little bint who wants hand marks up her arse like the little disgusting fuck she is
"oi youre a slappy whore"
"cheers mate"
by anticyvonne October 4, 2023
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slappy cock

The best DJ of the century, Crusty cock juices too
by yufgawf December 28, 2023
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slapped with a yarmulke

An unattractive person.

On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"
Describing at an unattractive person: He looks like he was slapped with a yarmulke.
by IvyCruz January 4, 2024
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Slappypappy

One who slaps in a negative manner
Man Unhappy Pappy got Slappypappy last night
by Budwak January 16, 2024
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Slappy Granny

A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani
That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises
by Carlos de la Cerda February 3, 2024
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Slappy Man

A large inflatable tube with arms to mimic a humanoid shape, usually made with brightly-colored synthetic fabric and cartoon facial features. It is generally used as an advertising gimmick outside of storefronts due to the attention it draws with its wavy motions caused by moving air.
We saw a 20 foot orange Slappy Man outside the mattress store advertising a clearance sale.
by CritMagnet February 8, 2024
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