When you have a dream about black people coming into the damn room and sealing evey goddamn thing in your room the black people drugged you that's why your cannot move they steal all your things and start dancing and then punch you in the face and sit on you and than leave
Oh I had a werid dream about black people in sleep paralysis
Person: what was it?
They were stealing all of my shit
Person: what was it?
They were stealing all of my shit
by Tobiboi876 July 22, 2021
Get the Sleep Paralysismug. by Catwoman1199 September 7, 2020
Get the The big sleepmug. A condition exhibited by many Apple laptops whereby the machine will not wake up or go to sleep properly. The condition can be caused by either hardware or software errors.
My Apple computer must have been bitten by a Tsetse fly, because it's caught the Macintosh Sleeping Sickness.
by Can't Compete with Tablet April 13, 2009
Get the Macintosh Sleeping Sicknessmug. The best thing every invented
When your really drunk (doesnt work very well when drunk) or really stoned/wasted (works best) and u are feeling tired you find a comfortable place and lay down in a semi comerd state. you are still awake enouth to stop people from tea baging you ect. but after 10 minutes you will still feel real tired but wait a minute and you will get all your energy back and be wide awake able to party again for another few hours
When your really drunk (doesnt work very well when drunk) or really stoned/wasted (works best) and u are feeling tired you find a comfortable place and lay down in a semi comerd state. you are still awake enouth to stop people from tea baging you ect. but after 10 minutes you will still feel real tired but wait a minute and you will get all your energy back and be wide awake able to party again for another few hours
1) Hey john im just going to have a 10 minute sleep. that last session really knocked me out.
2) hold up ill just have a 10 minute sleep before we drive off.
3) Nah they cant teabag me when im asleep im still wide awake when im sleeping
2) hold up ill just have a 10 minute sleep before we drive off.
3) Nah they cant teabag me when im asleep im still wide awake when im sleeping
by Glens 86 gtx September 24, 2005
Get the 10 minute sleepmug. by Chav Punisher June 13, 2005
Get the sleep-o-gasmmug. A sleep suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he fucks a guy in the mouth and has a cumgasm while he's asleep.
Matt occasionally has a sleep suck-gasm when he fucks my mouth and has a cumgasm -- I can always tell though, because I have his cum-taste in my mouth afterward!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
Get the sleep suck-gasmmug. people being held in a cell full of gas science dudes take gas away *timeskip* everybody's flesh is out all over 4 out of 5 prisoners survived
*during who knows when*
guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...
guy 2:how?
guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.
guy 2:da frick?!
guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...
guy 2:how?
guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.
guy 2:da frick?!
by maplemanwhopostsweirdstuff January 6, 2022
Get the russian sleep experimentmug.