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Snuffleschampterfritzleburger

Wow that is a tasty Snuffleschampterfritzleburger!
by DED Fire February 24, 2017
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Snuffleluffagus

A woolly mammoth from the kid's show, Sesame Street.
Snuffleluffagus sure is funny!
by hotbucketoffarts September 2, 2020
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Californian Souffle

When one collects the semen of a young girl and mixes it with the diarrhea of another young girl, adds carrots, peas, and mayonnaise, pours the ingredients into a bowl, and puts it into an oven 375 degrees for 3 hours. it is considered a delicacy in many areas surrounding Central California.
Person 1: Honey, the Californian Souffle is done!
Person 2: Oh boy, time to throw a munch!
by The Booty Consumer December 10, 2018
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collapsed soufflé

1. (n.) The sides of a fat woman that are compressed by pants so badly that skin and fat pours over the sides of the pants, looking like a collapsed soufflé.

Note: This is a more severe condition than a muffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit "muffiny", but only genuinely obese women can have a collapsed soufflé.

2. (n.) The skin of a woman's stomach after pregnancy, when it looks deflated and wrinkly, like a collapsed soufflé.

This condition may also affect other parts of the body after liposuction.
Kat: Hey Jenny, I guess you turned the oven off too early.

Jenny: What ever do you mean by that?

Kat: You totally have a collapsed soufflé.

- or -

Kat: Aw, Brenda, your baby is so cute.

Brenda: Whatever, that little ass gave me the worst case of collapsed soufflé!

Kat: Yeah he did. I think it's dragging on the floor. ::throws up::

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Doctor: Who the hell was eating dessert in my OR?!

Nurse: Um, doctor, that's the patient.

Doctor: By god she's fat.

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French Chef: Bon! My finest soufflé is finally ready for le "prime time"!

Oaf Busboy: ::knocks into table::

Soufflé: ::collapses::

French Chef: You oaf! Get ze hell out of my kitchen!

Oaf Busboy: Fuck you, chef! That thing looks like your mother's hips!
by scorpionmintred March 18, 2010
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Snuffleupagus

when tips are docked and foreskin is stretched over the dominant mans erect penis
That guy totally Snuffleupagus'd you, DUDE!
by Big J of the Norcal Mountain F September 14, 2013
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Snuffle

To wipe one's cock on a posh bird's curtains
She left me hanging in the lounge so I quickly knocked one out and left her a Snuffle
by Jediknightandmaster August 30, 2011
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Bernstein Shufffle

Derogatory term, usually applied to a lonely man, but could also be used to refer to a . 1. A man who engages in anal sex.with many dirty men. 2. A Man who swallows after oral sex from an older mans piece.
Look at Lee over there, he's doing the Bernstein Shufffle with that old man again.!! He needs help, he cant stop on his own
by Ya Know who I am!!! August 28, 2010
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