Dump read

The act of reading a magazine article while taking a dump.

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.

by Evilbadkitty June 15, 2013

daniel read

An escaped dwarf from the region of lord of the rings. Can easily identify him with painting on his feet, legs, toes. Is mostly intoxicated.

Wow is that Daniel Read? Yeah the guy from Lord of the rings.

by Popenahitsreallycade October 9, 2013

Virginia reading

The verbiage used when someone from Virginia residues in a different state and a person needs to be told the hard, cold truth due to ugly behavior.

"I'm fixin to cuss you Virginia reading style if you don't get outta my face"

by navyvett October 11, 2013

key readings

Readings that represent the main topics of an idea that allows the reader to understand the material in a better manner.

A key readings for studying the solar system would include books of articles on the different planets.

by Ms. Psych December 1, 2013

Joshua readman

Someone who has pure intellectual power over those who appose the best person you'll ever meet and the perfect human in every way if you ever meet a josh stick with him .joshuas usually have glasses brown hair light skin and a averagely deep voice so try find one yourself and you'll love him

Hey is that the best guy ever
Yeah it's joshua readman

by The best guy the real guy February 10, 2015

Lurky-reader

People on the Internet who lurk around reading tons of posts on social networks and other sites without even once making a comment or contributing to it

"Saw the whole tybattle you had with Simon on lea 's picture." "why didn't you comment? "' nah, I'm more of a lurky-reader"

by Conjuringwords April 1, 2015

a reader

When you and your squad have a group message going on, and one night they decide to turn up. But one or more members of your squad can't or doesn't want to go. So the following day he has to suffer and read the turn up that happen the night before of his squad. Therefore at that moment he becomes a reader.

White whiskers: damn that night was legit i got f**ked up!

Dj Tapatio: FR those two bitches where hot AF huh!!

Ed: yeah they were fine AF!!!

white whiskers: yeah *meow*

Gizmo: lmao

Dj tapatio: should've gone gizmo..

Ed: yeah fr giz

white whiskers: your a reader now!!

by LeWildRoger August 7, 2015