An IT technician that is a "realtek" (Real Tech). But not good enough to be a "intel pro".
This is a play on words. As Realtek is a brand of Network Cards as it Intel Pro.
This is a play on words. As Realtek is a brand of Network Cards as it Intel Pro.
James updates the SQL on the webserver, and takes down over 200 customer websites (during business hours).
James is a Realtek.
James is a Realtek.
by iproreaktek August 20, 2014
Get the Realtek mug.Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.
bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?
bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles
see also post-relationship regret
bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles
see also post-relationship regret
by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014
Get the relationship goggles mug.Two friends that haven't seen each other in a long time. One just got back from Peace Core.
"Ya, the people in the village have it rough, being in abject poverty, but they kept such a mellow and kind attitude while I was there."
"I can definitely relate, I was in poverty growing up. Dad unemployed by 2008 recession and all."
"Man, you were no where close to a starving African child back then, with your relative poverty. Absolute poverty is not the same. What?--someone dies every ten minutes from a car crash--when 130 die--of only children (age <5) in the same time."
"Holy shit. Why didn't I think about joining?"
"Mehh, it doesn't matter now. What's done, is gone. You could do other stuff to help lessen extreme poverty though."
"Ya, the people in the village have it rough, being in abject poverty, but they kept such a mellow and kind attitude while I was there."
"I can definitely relate, I was in poverty growing up. Dad unemployed by 2008 recession and all."
"Man, you were no where close to a starving African child back then, with your relative poverty. Absolute poverty is not the same. What?--someone dies every ten minutes from a car crash--when 130 die--of only children (age <5) in the same time."
"Holy shit. Why didn't I think about joining?"
"Mehh, it doesn't matter now. What's done, is gone. You could do other stuff to help lessen extreme poverty though."
by aerodidact October 18, 2014
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Relatabating
Relatabating? What the hell is that...
I'm jacking off to an A1 nude of my sister bro
Relatabating
Relatabating? What the hell is that...
I'm jacking off to an A1 nude of my sister bro
by Noanian October 23, 2014
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Get the Relationshit mug.Can be used for a newly found relationship or a really bad break up, its basicly either when a friend has just gotten into a relationship and WILL NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THERE FUCKING PARTNER or, when they break up and it wwIII, they will eye eachother out, get there friends involved and start a massive facebook fight THAT WILL SPAM YOUR NOTIFICATIONS BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBOBLY THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE GETTING TAGED IN THIS SHIT!
1) damn it, stacy gonna ask out tim and were gonna get the relationship impact because we put up with her shit
2) watch out, tim just cheated on stacy, prepare for the relationship impact
2) watch out, tim just cheated on stacy, prepare for the relationship impact
by Mishamisha June 4, 2015
Get the Relationship impact mug.Commonly referred to as a personality flaw exhibited by couples who have mediocre or non-existent achievements or individuality to their own name so the mere concept that they are romantically involved with someone psychologically elevates them in their delusions of this hive minded cast system-construct of like minded individuals, "relationship Nazis". Everything they do revolves around self improvement through co-dependence of the other partners existence to emulate and project an obvious "plastic happiness". Common characteristics of a relationship Nazi couple include a sudden surge in the use of the word "relationship" in ones otherwise limited vocabulary for (lack of a better statement) since the word was popularized during the "Myspace era". Other characteristics include a narcissistic judgmental point of view in a pathetic and mundane, peasant-like display of competitive-"suburbatory" behavior towards real couples who are above such petty quips as well as other relationship Nazis, superficial friendships, exclusionary behavior exhibited by means of ostracizing them selves from cool single friends out of fear and insecurities that the single friends will talk them into cheating on a dudes/ladies night. Early signs of this personality disorder can be diagnosed by how the subject acts when he/she is single. Do they tout "bros before hoes" rhetoric and emulate how glad they are to be single? Do they have a deep disdain for the opposite sex for being jerks/players?
Where's Zeik?
Too good for his real friends.
Ahh, schlepping it up with fake smiles and suburbanite misery?
Yea you know, typical relationship Nazi stuff.
Too good for his real friends.
Ahh, schlepping it up with fake smiles and suburbanite misery?
Yea you know, typical relationship Nazi stuff.
by Ampresandman March 14, 2016
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