Rule #5

No fat chicks.

Brad: who’s that fat chick that just walked in??
Chad: rule #5 is in effect, get her out

by Miket325 June 28, 2021

Rule 28

Never trust a Bitch!

Person 1: damn i really like this girl again. She got me attached again.
Person 2: Remember Rule 28! Never trust a Bitch

by Sqitschie January 31, 2023

Balls Rules

If the balls dont touch the man its not gay

i had sex with a guy last but it wasn't gay as our balls didnt touch hence the balls rules

by MumbleTumble11 February 16, 2019

Maury Rule

The rule to only have sex with one guy per menstruation cycle. That way, if you get pregnant you won't end up on "The Maury Show" trying to figure out which one is the father?

Girl 1: I'm sorry Tony dumped you, but that Mark is looking fine! Are you gonna let him ..."comfort you" this weekend?

Girl 2: No girl, I'm obeying the "Maury Rule"... if I get pregnant, I'm going to know EXACTLY who the daddy is. Mark and I can wait a few weeks.

by ButtersFTMFW March 19, 2022

Neighbor Rule

The rule prohibits you and your family from any relationship with your neighbors beyond “hello” and “goodbye.”

Timothy broke the neighbor rule by agreeing to have a beer with his next door neighbor. Timothy then found himself becoming close friends with the neighbor. Timothy then had a falling out with his neighbor and he stopped feeling comfortable around his home. Timothy, you dumbfuck, you broke the neighbor rule. Now you want to sell your house and move far away from your drunk asshole neighbor.

by Boom Ya Gone July 28, 2019

rule 9007

What can be abused,will be abused

Bro 1:yoo did you hear of the new op weapen in *insert game name*?
Bro 2:yes i did and holy that op
Bro 1:i know right?im totally gonna rule 9007 that crap

by Mistergerhald June 23, 2022

create a rule

A function in Microsoft Outlook where you can create a rule to move an incoming email into a folder to be read later thereby reducing the amount of urgent email that you have to read on a daily basis.

I got so tired of receiving unwanted emails from Microsoft so I decided to create a rule to automatically move their emails to a folder so that I could read them later if I even cared to.

by Pablo Brown March 25, 2007