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Queef Nectar

The act of intentionally inhaling a woman’s queef for sexual gratification and ultimate arousal.
The word queef if derived from the Latin word queefus, which mean to expel air from a hidden cavity.
The act can be traced back to ancient Roman times when wealthy women realised they could enhance the sexual pleasure of their partner by expelling vaginal air for their inhalation. This was typically during the famous orgies of Rome when centurions became particularly fond of indulging in the act, often prior to heading off into battle.
Ancient manuscripts were discovered in Egypt that once deciphered described many of the Pharos wives engaged in the act with their slaves when their pharaoh husbands were away for long periods at war, but some historians doubt whether this is true. Mainly as it was forbidden for slaves to engage in any sexual activity with their masters or indeed mistress. If they had been caught certain crucifixion would have followed.
In later times the practice became widespread after the fall of the Roman Empire and was practiced throughout Gaul and Saxony.
Some say that the gypsy folk brought the practice to Great Britain around 55AD, with it becoming commonplace by the 1066 when the first King of England encountered courtiers indulging after lengthy banquets.
So it is highly likely that the Royal houses passed the practice down through the Middle Ages and it became practiced amongst common folk and local wenches would charge exorbitant fees for their clients.
It is not known whether the house of Windsor engage in the inhalation of queef nectar, but it is highly likely as they have been accused of being miscreants and deviants
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queef bog

When she queefs so bad you can't see the alarm clock
I am sorry I am late for work, my wife had a queef bog
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queef

when air is released from the vagina due to air being pushed inside.
most common during sexual activity.
omg bro listen to this. jesse queefed when i was doing back shots last night!
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Whore Queef

a queef that is so violent and loud, that it sounds like it came straight out of a whore
"GIRLLL I JUST WHORE QUEEFED LIKE A MINUTE AGO-"

"OH MY GOD SO DID I DSKSDJSDK"
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Queef nugget

Guy1: what’s a queef nugget
Guy2: it’s someone named Becker Lippert
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Queef

A fart that comes out of your kewchie
Bella queefed from her kewchie after she had intercourse with her dad
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Shart queef

A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.
“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night
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