queef satchel

When you pass out 69ing and wake up with a queef in your face and pink eye

“So I walked in on Chester and he’ll be rocking a queef satchel in the morning.”

by Welcome to college b October 23, 2018

Kush queef

When you blow marijuana smoke into a beanies chav hole and she queefs on your face.

Rah that jawn was leng she even kush queefed man

by Abou diaby the truth November 5, 2021

queef

a combination of air pressure and kinetic energy during the insertion of the male penis into the female vaginal entrance in the process of mating that results in bubbly sound that resembles a flatulence.

Oh my, she has queefed

by Gvcci14 February 28, 2018

Queef

a fart that is stuck in your front butt

I think I have to queef, not fart, but queef.

by spicynuggiethot February 5, 2022

mental queef

A small brain fart.

"Your idea smells like a mental queef."

"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"

by You Know It's Funny June 6, 2011

Queef sweat

When your girl queefs so much that her cat starts sweating and smells like fish.

"Why did she queef sweat herself? no oh my god"

by Sloppy joes January 25, 2017

Queef Catcher

A diaper specifically designed for catching and containing any liquids or extrements that old people may release when queefing.

"Grandma, have you ever used a queef catcher? It may be useful for you."

by Kosity June 24, 2025